People!! It feels so good to be back. Ladies and Gentlemen,
introducing the new and improved, you know who

Never been the type to bend or budge, the wrong button to push, no
friend of Bush/I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese. I'm a pitbull
off his leash, all this peace talk can cease/All these people I had to
leave in limbo, I'm back now, I've come to release this info/I'll be
brief and let me just keep shit simple, can-a-bitch don't want no beef
with Slim? Noooo!/Not even on my radar, so won't you please jump off
my dick, lay off and stay off/and follow me as I put these crayons to
chaos from séance to séance, aw-a-aw-sh-a-aw

[Refrain] x2:
C'mon now, let's all get on down, let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a
good ol' time/Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back. Boo! The boogie
monster of rap, yeah the man's back/with a plan to ambush this Bush
administration, mush the Senate's face in, push this generation/of
kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not
like, this white hot light/that I'm under, no wonder I look so
sunburnt, oh no I won't leave no stone unturned/Oh no I won't leave,
won't go nowhere, do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there/oh yeah don't
think I won't go there, go to Beirut and do a show there/yah you laugh
till your muthafuckin' ass gets drafted, while you're at band camp
thinkin' the crap can't happen/till you fuck around, get an anthrax
napkin, inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping/open the
plastic and then you stand back gasping, fuckin' assassins hijackin'
Amtracks crashin'/all this terror America demands action, next thing
you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'/to join the army or what
you'll do for their Navy. You just a baby, gettin' recruited at
eighteen/You're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their baked
beans. I'm twenty-eight, they're gonna take you 'fore they take
me/Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you say Shady/My
views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait, arraigned two days late,
the date's today, hang me!

[Refrain]

Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me, nothin' soothes
me more than a groove that boosts me/nothin' boosts me more, or suits
me beautifully, there's nothin' you can do to me, stab me shoot
me/psychotic, hypnotic product I got it the antibiotic, ain't nobody
hotter and so on/and yada yada, god I talk a lotta hem de lay la la
la, oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta/ keep movin',
there's more music to make, keep makin' new shit, produce hits to
break/the monotony, what's gotten into me? Drugs, rock, and Hennessey,
thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies/on your knees, got you under siege,
somebody you would give a lung to be/hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin' younger
me, fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free/yah buddy, laugh it's
funny, I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has
nothing/I'm past bluffing, pass the K-Y, let's get ready for some
intense, serious ass fucking!

[Refrain] x2

Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me / Nasty Nas, wants to square
dance with me / X to the Z, wants to square dance with me / Busta
Rhymes, wants to square dance with me / Cana-bitch, won't square dance
with me / Fan-a-bitch, won't square dance with me / Canada-bis, don't
want no parts of me / Dirty Dozen, wants to square dance with you /
Yee-Haw!!!