And if your heart stops beating, 
I’ll be here wondering, 
Did you get what you deserve? 
The ending of your life 
And if you get to heaven 
I’ll be here waiting, babe, 
Did you get what you deserve ? 
The end
And if our life won’t wait, 
Then your heart can’t take this, 

Chorus:
You heard the news that you're dead ? 
No one ever had much nice to say, 
I think they nerver liked you anyway 
Oh take 
me from the hospital bed, 
Wouldn't it be grand ? 
It ain't exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead ?
Dead.

Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish, 
You never fell in love 
Did you get what you deserve ?
The ending of your life. 
And if we get to heaven, 
I’ll be here waiting, babe, 
Did you get what you deserve ?
The end 
And if your life won't wait
Then uour hezart can't take this 

You heard the news that you're dead ? 
No one ever had much nice to say, 
I think they nerver liked you anyway 
Oh take 
me from the hospital bed, 
Wouldn't it be grand ? 
To take the pistol by the hand ?
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead ?
 
And in my honest observation 
during this operation 
found a complication in your heart 
so long, 
Cause now you’ve got 
Maybe just two weeks to live 
Is that the most the both that you can give ? 
Let’s go, 

La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la, 

Oh Motherfucker if LIFE ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing ?
Then why am I dead ?
Dead !