lock eyes from across the room
down my drinks while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly game
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and im on your cloud

move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what weve got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more and i

jizz in my pants

this really never happens,
you can take my word
i wont apologize thats just absurd
mainly your fault,
from the way that you dance
and now i

jizz in my pants

dont tell your friends or i'll say your a slut
plus its your fault,you were rubbing my butt
im very sensitive,some would say thats a plus
now i'll go home and change

i need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not looking for love
surprised in my eyes when i looked above
the check out counter and i saw her face
my heart stood still so did time and space
never felt that i could feel real again
but the look in her eyes said i need a friend
she turned to me thats when she said it
looked me dead in the face
asked cash or credit?
and i

jizzed in my pants

its perfectly normal
nothing wrong with me
but were going
to need a clean up on isle 3
and now im posed in
an awkward stance because
i

jizzed in my pants

to be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans
got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like youre not impressed
one more thing im gonna pay by check

last week i saw her film
as i recall it was a horror film
walked outside into the rain
checked my phone
and saw you rang and i

jizzed in my pants

speeding down the street
when the red lights flash
need to get away
need to make a dash
a song comes on that
reminds me of you and i

jizz in my pants

the next day
my alarm goes off and i

jizz in my pants

open my window
and a breeze rolls in and i

jizz in my pants

when bruce willis was dead
at the end of sixth sense i

jizzes in my pants

i just ate a grape and i

jizzed in my pants
i will jizz in my pants

ok seriously you guys can we okay

i jizz right in my pants
every time youre next to me
and when were holding hands
its like having sex with me
you say im premature
i just call it ecstasy
i wear a rubber at all times its a necessity

cuz i
jizz in my pants

i jizz in my pants
i jizz in my pants
yes i jizz in my pants
yes i jizz in my pants

yes i jizz in my pants
i jizz in my pants
i jizz in my pants