It's the end of the night
I want to know you
Get the phone, call a cab and take you home yeah
I think there's something you should know
I'll send my boys an order through Interflora
Tell you lies like "I love you" and "I adore you"
I think there's something you should know

I'm a Love Cheat
And you look so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar

The curtain's closed
And the night is fun
I think it's time for me to not be home alone
I think I'll put the cat out and give the dog a bone
I hardly know you but I like your figure
Suppose I'll read about you in The Mirror
I think there's something everybody should know

I'm a Love Cheat
And you look so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar

I'm a Love Cheat
And you're looking so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar

You love me
You love me
You love me
You need me
I'm a liar
You want me
You need me
You want me
And I'm a liar