Ooh Fred come to bed
Cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Ooh Fred come to bed
Baby I won't let
Your dreams get wet

Well I'm Max I'm Max
Baby don't be blue
Don't you worry don't be sorry
I'll come back to you
Just one more night with my poor old ex
She's only lonely
We don't have sex
I'm Max Max Max
Baby please stay cool and just relax
I'll soon be back
But if you feel sad
Just go and talk to my friend Fred

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Ooh Fred come to bed
Cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Ooh Fred come to bed
Baby I won't let
Your dreams get wet
Ooh Fred come to bed
Baby you will get
A love you never had
So Fred come to bed
Or my fantasy
Will drive me mad ooh

I'm Max I'm Max and I trust in Fred
Baby he's the best friend
I ever had
It's Fred it's Fred
Baby just call Fred
And anything you ever wanted
You will get
Call Fred Fred Fred
And you will find
It's not so bad
It's just one night
Baby you'll get through
Tomorrow I'll be back with you

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Oh my Max had sex
With his ex last night
Cos he loves her ass and tits
So I tell you Fred
Come into my bed
If you don't I will call up Fritz