You and I should get away for awhile
I just want to be alone with your smile
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car
We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar

Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just want to be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws
Thinking back to what I saw That night on the floor when we were all alone

My love life was getting so bland
There are only so many ways I can
Make love with my hand
Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath

Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just want to be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws
Thinking back to what I saw That night on the floor when we were all alone

Who's gonna be the odd man out?
I want to be the odd man out
Is this going to be the end
Or are you going to be
My new girlfriend?