I
Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
and it's ass

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you!